According to my flatmate I get an ‘in the zone’ facial expression when tumbling
at least i know nobody’s using me for my looks
welcome to the UK where there’s a whole storyline and website due to a joke that started 4 years ago about how market sounds like meerkat
All I have going for me is sarcasm, resting bitch face, huge thighs, and really good eyebrows.
i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me
I JUST FOUND OUT THAT TWO OF MY “HETEROSEXUAL” GUY BEST FRIENDS WERE FUCKING EACH OTHER AND MY BEST FRIEND CAUGHT THEM IM CHOKING
this is the best day ever
of course you are