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earlgreytea68:

awwsheeit:

This always fucking gets me.

I want to read this story, all about the waiter who’s in love with the chef and the chef who’s in love with the waiter but they’re silly about it and so they dance around it instead, like so. 


yerawizardkatie:

thirstyfortroyler:

"He makes fun of me"
sc0miche
new party move right here

yaaaaaaas we got this!


What if the tumblr logo was in comic sans?

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

as-seenon-tv:

talking-pigeon:

messed-up-logic:

Like it went from

image

to

image


Reblog it and look at your blog!

Holy shit go look

what have you done




weedjoke420:

she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face



mitchgrassismyqueenb:

my body is ready for the next superfruit


ecnavelo:

so found this at the college bathroom.

ecnavelo:

so found this at the college bathroom.


nothinglikeaprincess:

troyeish:

if you try to convince me that this isn’t one of troye’s cutest moments, you’ll probably fail.

Hes rubbing his little back it’s so adorable


mintprincen:

goddess-of-apples:

snorlaxlovesme:

rosereturns:

things said in majority of movies:

  • "I TRUSTED YOU!!"
  • "she’s not just some girl!"
  • "I should have told you this a long time ago."
  • "I’m not a little girl anymore!!"
  • "but I love him!!"

-“You’re giving up your dream!”
  “No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”

"I knew your father. He was a good man."

*girl walks downstairs*

Guy: Wow… you look… great.


Anonymous asked: "Help please ok I know this is gonna sound really weird and make me sound like a bad person but I'm in a restaurant and I hateeeeee restaurants I constently feel I'm being judged like oh who does she think she is and idk how to order and I don't like people serving me and I get nervous and tbh I'd rather a guy asked me out to subway or Taco Bell or something for me, it's much less embarrassing any words of encouragement?"

Don’t worry I get the same! Whenever I’m at a restaurant I hate ordering and always rehearse what I’m going to say. But having worked in situations where I have to work with the public, I’ve learnt that staff honestly won’t think anything of it. Try not to think about what people will think of you and try to focus more on having a good time. Distract yourself by talking to the people you’re with. And remember you’re not the only one who gets that way :) hope this helps!

posted 7 hours ago with 4 notes

tyleroakleyismyqueen:

troyleroakley:

thank you, troye

amen.

tyleroakleyismyqueen:

troyleroakley:

thank you, troye

amen.



Anonymous asked: "i thought you were pansexual but you have a boyfriend,why would you lie about your sexuality"

50shadesofacceptance:

strawberrypantsu:

you said u were going to mcdonalds but you got chicken mcnuggets not a big mac why would u lie about going to mcdonalds

is essentially what you have just said to me

I’M FUCKING CRYING