This always fucking gets me.
I want to read this story, all about the waiter who’s in love with the chef and the chef who’s in love with the waiter but they’re silly about it and so they dance around it instead, like so.
sc0miche"He makes fun of me"new party move right here
yaaaaaaas we got this!
Like it went from
Reblog it and look at your blog!
Holy shit go look
what have you done
she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face
im really mad because boobs sounds too hilarious, tits sounds too vulgar, breasts…
my body is ready for the next superfruit
so found this at the college bathroom.
if you try to convince me that this isn’t one of troye’s cutest moments, you’ll probably fail.
Hes rubbing his little back it’s so adorable
things said in majority of movies:
- "I TRUSTED YOU!!"
- "she’s not just some girl!"
- "I should have told you this a long time ago."
- "I’m not a little girl anymore!!"
- "but I love him!!"
-“You’re giving up your dream!”
“No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”
"I knew your father. He was a good man."
*girl walks downstairs*
Guy: Wow… you look… great.
Don’t worry I get the same! Whenever I’m at a restaurant I hate ordering and always rehearse what I’m going to say. But having worked in situations where I have to work with the public, I’ve learnt that staff honestly won’t think anything of it. Try not to think about what people will think of you and try to focus more on having a good time. Distract yourself by talking to the people you’re with. And remember you’re not the only one who gets that way :) hope this helps!
thank you, troye
you said u were going to mcdonalds but you got chicken mcnuggets not a big mac why would u lie about going to mcdonalds
is essentially what you have just said to me
I’M FUCKING CRYING